Easy Mark

mom swore
a drone landed

in the backyard
near the parsley

and a stately cat
in tie and tails
emerged

carrying a flat
of catnip

he mewed hello
politely

held out his paw
and stared directly
into her eyes

dumbfounded
but feeling pressured
she handed him
a rather large gratuity

he tipped his hat
placed the herb
at her feet
and took his leave

i’ve no doubt that every word is true

catWtuxshe was always such a pushover
for a tuxedo!
🙄

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